It has been a long time since I've been allowed on the computer!
There have been many changes in my territory. The one who feeds me, her tummy got bigger and bigger and bigger, and her lap got smaller and smaller and smaller, and then one day she brought home a little tiny version of her. I avoided this tiny one for a while, but it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. I thought it would be all grabbing my fur, but it is pretty relaxed most of the time. I even cuddled beside it once. It smells good.
Just before the small one came, I started to not feel so well. I got weaker and weaker. I was so hungry all the time, but nothing ever filled me up. I even braved entering the evil roaring machine that knocks me off balance a few times, to go to that place where there are lots of kitties and they poke you and stuff, because I usually feel better after going there, but it wasn't working.
Today I just couldn't do it anymore, it hurt too much. I didn't even want to snuggle or eat or anything. They took me to the place with many kitties and gave me something to make me sleep forever.
It's ok though, because now I feel ok. I don't hurt anymore, and I don't have any problems moving anymore. She saw me just after I went to sleep, and said I was a ghost kitty. This rocks! As a ghost kitty, I can totally keep track of my family. I've decided they are my family. Maybe more than just my feeders. I heard her talking to me even though she couldn't see me. She said that she was going to wait a bit, but then she was going to get two new kitties. Kitties from the SPCA that no one wanted, so she could give them a good home. She wants me to watch over them.
I'll watch over them all right! Hah! I'll leave hairballs everywhere and they'll get blamed for it! Mwahahaha!
I am looking forward to this stage of my life as a guardian ghost kitty, who wreaks a little havoc now and then :E
Fri, Sep. 30th, 2005, 03:19 pm
My human has been increasingly grouchy lately; she's been kinda yowly. I have noticed that her lap is very small now. She also smells different. I can sense something coming... I hope it's not another kitty. I want to be the only kitty in the house.
I have discovered the excitement of sneaking food off my human's plate. I'm not really all that hungry, but when I do it, I get a lot of attention, and can usually convince her to play chase. She's moving kinda slow lately.
I have also discovered that if I really want something, and I walk over to my food bowl and look wayyyyyyy up at my human and give this great big meow, then they will usually get me a treat. I prefer cheese, but there's these other tasty things they've recently purchased that smell like kitty food, but are way tastier than the normal food.
I'm glad this mad cow has left my beef Whiskas alone finally... I was getting sick of salmon.
Oh look! A sunbeam! I must nap.
Fri, Jun. 17th, 2005, 03:12 pm
I think my human's lap is shrinking. I was all relaxed and flopped on it, when I fell off. Maybe it was because she shifted, but I think its getting smaller. This is too bad because the lap space was getting bigger for a while, but now the space where I fit isn't as big and roomy. It's still comfy though. And warm.
Could it be that maybe I'm getting bigger?
P.S. I told my human to add all of you since I'm lazy and sometimes like to read people's journals through her username.
Thu, Jun. 2nd, 2005, 04:39 pm
Someone forgot to feed me today. They will find they have a 1am wakeup call. And a 2am. And a 3am. And a 4am... :E
1. Think of the first word that comes to mind when you think of me.
2. Go to http://images.google.com/
and search for that word.
3. Reply to this post with one of the pictures on the first page of results (don't tell me the word).
4. Put this own journal so that I can do the same.
SHE brought home another Kitty this weekend. I was horrified! The stupid thing kept trying to be friends and play. I'm far too dignified to do those things! It> followed me around all weekend and wouldn't leave me alone. I'm so glad it's gone.
I think I need to leave her a wet squishy present in her pillow :E
Yesterday afternoon, she was racing around like a chicken without a head. First upstairs, then downstairs, then upstairs. The she got out the loud sucking machine and chased me around the house with it. Seriously, she needs to lay off the nip for a bit.
Then she brought people into my house. We don't like people. We are not amused. I was gracious though. I tolerated them and even let them pet me. For one nice cat-smelling individual, I even extended my paw for the royal kiss.
It turned out not as bad as I thought. I was quite pleased the people came to pay homage. Usually they're so insulting and inferior, but when they recognize the Queen, it makes one feel less like biting them.
Wed, Jan. 19th, 2005, 10:25 am
My stupid human tried to pet me when I was sleeping.
I'm holding a grudge.
Wed, Dec. 22nd, 2004, 12:14 pm
put up a tree with lights in the middle of my room. At first I wasn't too sure about it, but lately it's become my new favorite spot. She bought this red velvet thing to go underneath the tree, and I must say, it shows off my beautiful white fur wonderfully! I like nothing better to lay on the velvet with my royal paw extended. One time though, she forgot to turn on the lights! I was so offended! The lights MUST be on to display the soft silkiness of my fur! The nerve!
One nice thing she's done though, is she's been turning on the roaring black box. The black box makes a roaring sound, and big waves of warmth come from it. At first I didn't like the roaring, but the warmth was so inviting! Now I think it's there mostly for belly toasting purposes.
Between the tree and the warm box, it almost makes up for the lack of catnip. Almost. But not quite. :E( Christmas Gift MemeCollapse )
Hmph. Not a catnip toy in the lot.
I'm so proud of my human! I've finally managed to teach her to give me ear scratches on demand, I just have to use that short post thingy. It only took her 7 years to catch on.
Humans are so dumb. :E
Fri, Oct. 1st, 2004, 03:10 pm
Me- and -Ow!
I haven't updated because this journal thing is too slow to login. *growl*
That being said, I found the most purrrrrrfect hiding place to share!
I found, that if I jumped on the shelves, and stood beside the statues of the other kitties, I was invisible!
Best hiding-place ever :E